Thursday, June 21, 2007

Life Without Calvin Johnson Too Much for Ga Tech Mascot to Bare.....


Evidently having 9 scantily clad co-eds sprawled over a car makes it tough to drive


Ever since losing Superhuman WR Calvin Johnson to the NFL, spirits have been down for Georgia Tech. So much that even the Ramblin' Wreck mascot itself has seemingly offed itself with a conveniently planned 'accident'. It seems that the auto was being TOWED to a wedding in Savannah when it fell off the road into a ditch. Yeah, perhaps things would have gone differently if those cheerleaders weren't on the trailer, either at the time of the 'incident'.

Police immediately rounded up the usual suspects-- focusing on former Jackets QB Reggie Ball-- and ruled out the other Georgia Tech mascot, Buzz, who was still drinking away the sorrows of the 3 game tailspin that ended the 2007 campaign.

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